Amidst accusations that he unlawfully spied on American citizens, recent reports show that President Bush’s intent in spying may have been to uncover the color of underwear Americans wear on a day to day basis.
Our sources show that whle Bush’s spy network was ostensibly meant to discover terrorist activities, the true reason for the infringment upon the rights of citizens may have been more juvenile.
While other unreliable news sources have mistakenly cited the growing power of the executive branch as the cause of the Presiden’ts illicit information trafficking, we at the Basement Window feel it more likely that the President’s nationwide undie-peaking is caused by a continuining spiral into childishness.
He figured that he has already seen London, knows he hates France, and the only ambiguous thing left is those blasted underpants. I, for one, am glad that this at least cannot possibly be caused by Iraq, unlike all the rest of the world’s evil.