The destruction caused by hurricanes Katrina and Rita, which ravaged the Gulf Coast earlier this year was verified today in an official announcement by The Department of Homeland Security. After confirming that the hurricanes had no links to Al Qaeda or other terrorist organizations, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced plans to decide on a course of action long after the wake of the devastating storms.
“The American public will hear from us about plans to organize relief, via FEMA, to hurricane-striken areas. First, we’re still trying to teach the guys who color the charts to stay in the lines,” Secretary Chertoff announced. “I think they’re pretty close, and we plan to coordinate the unveiling of our plans with the anniversary of the hurricanes’ landfall.”
The Secretary added that the Department of Homeland Security intends, as always, to provide swift and decisive defense against terrorism everywhere, be it from Islamic fundamentalist groups or random meterological phenomena.
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